Now, can we talk about something really important? I'm thinking The Olympics and human rights violations. More specifically, I think these stupid LZR bodysuits are violating my human right to see hot dudes in Speed0s. I'm not even joking. I mean, we are talking about the .001% of the population who should just walk around naked and they're wearing BODYSUITS? What has happened to the integrity of the Olympics? It's a damn shame.
And while we're on the topic, why can't the powers that be provide the women's volleyball team with bikinis that fit? It's like some team dude somewhere in a hotel in Beijing was all, "Oops! Looks like we only packed the XXS swimsuits! OH WELL." Truly, my husband doesn't seem to mind (uh, at all) but I really mind that the men's beach volleyball team wears tank tops and baggy shorts. WTF. How is that fair? Speed0s for all!
Clearly, I know what's important about the Olympics and I'll tell you right now:
1. Judging events about which you have no prior expertise. (I'm a crack judge in the synchronized diving category, just so you know.)
2. Nearly naked hot dudes.
3. My sister just reminded me about this national embarassment. Our president, ladies and gentleman! Wow. Just...wow. How many more days?
(Oh, and lest you all think I'm making light of human rights violations: I think it's completely ridiculous that the Olympics are in China at all. How did that even happen?)