Friday, January 14, 2011

I Did Not Green Light This.

Did you see this? I am AGHAST. And also a little amused by how much it tweaked me. I am a CAPRICORN, DAMMIT. It is part of my (fake mythological) identity! Even though I've never quite felt like Capricorn! Please observe:

"The Capricorn individual is stable (eh), hard-working (um), practical (ha!), methodical (sure), and ambitious (no), never losing sight of his goals regardless of how many obstacles are in the way (You! Get out of my...what? Oooh, shiny.)

Socially, Capricorn is inhibited and uncomfortable in new situations (yes), approaching others at first with caution and suspicion (totally).  As far as money is concerned, Capricorn approaches finances as he does everything else - with prudence, planning, and discipline. (HA! HHAAAAAAAAA!!)  As such, there are not many Capricorns on the bottom of the barrel in society (Hi! It's nice in this barrel. Very...bottom-y.)"

Anyway, even though I'm not the Capri-est of Capricorns, its still part of my identity and I am NOT AT ALL PLEASED to be lumped into Sagittarius all of a sudden. Nothing wrong with Sagittarius if you are one, but I am not. For one thing, it's an extrovert sign. NON.

So, where do you fall in this new realm of things? I think it'll never stick. People are too invested in their fakery astrological personality whatnot to switch out now. Hmph.

Speaking of Capricorn-ness, my birthday approaches! It's Sunday and I'm looking forward to a weekend full of cake and gifts. I think I'm going to go see The King's Speech tomorrow with my mother, so there will be some Firth too. I think any weekend can be made better with a little Firth, really.

So, what are you doing this weekend?


  1. So glad you're back to regularly blogging here!
    I used to be so into astrology. Like crazy into it - 50 books, could do your chart into it. Then one day, I realized how silly it was and threw all the books away.

    But yeah, I'm always been Aries and I think in my youth, it was a self-fulfilling prophecy to read how you were supposed to be. Now, with the change, I'm a Pisces and I actually feel more like one now that I'm getting older! Ha!

    If I were still into it, I would have to agree... you're a Capricorn! ;)

  2. OMG and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I hope you have a wonderful birthday weekend! xoxo

  3. Well, Dusty's a Sagitarius so it's not all bad. Of course, she is a bit of an extrovert. At least more than me but that's not really saying much. This new line up has me at the cusp of Taurus and Gemini which just ain't right. I'm Cancer. CANCER. And I'll punch anyone who tells me I ain't. See? Cancer.

  4. I think you will like King's Speech - saw it last weekend. It strikes me as a good movie to see with one's mother. -Kathy S.

  5. I am supposedly now an Aries, by like a day, but I am pointedly ignoring it.

  6. I'm supposedly now a Capricorn but I am totally an Aquarius! My husband is now that new weird sign I'm not sure how to pronounce.

  7. As it should be. Thanks, Noah!

    Kathy - I did like it. Great movie.

  8. I am NOT nor will I EVER be a capricorn! Nothing against this nobel sign, my daughter and brother are one, or used to be, whatever! I am the most aquarian aquarius EVER! I will not submit! NO NO NO NO NO, foot stomp!!!!