Friday, April 11, 2008

I'll Stop the World and Mentally Breakdown with You

GOD COULD THIS WEEK JUST END ALREADY. Sorry to be all MIA but it's been insane around here in new and special ways. Lots of crazy events at work (reunion, inauguration etc.) lots of crazy events in general (Spring Bada-Bing, Sunday April 20th please go. please.) and I haven't had time to do much of anything when it comes to the blog world. My sad bike blog hasn't been updated in two months! It's hard to write about biking when it's rained for a month solid. ANYWAY. Here are a few things I might one day have time to write about:

- First, the next person who tsks at me and tells me to check the number on the bottom of my fake nalgene water bottle is going to get a face full of plastic-poisoned water. I DO NOT CARE. I don't have the time or energy to worry about this right now. Plus, the alternative is how many stitches I'll get from all the broken glass when I replace all my plastic containers. So, really, fucking lay off. The Today Show doesn't know everything.

- Second, the beautiful and glorious weeping willow in our back yard, the prettiest thing our yard had going for it, is stone dead. I can't even talk about it without getting a little choked up.

- Third, ...blink. Brain dead. I had a third thing but it's gone now. If I remember it I'll let you know.


  1. I'm annoyed about the whole hoopla over plastic bottles so much it makes me feel stabby.

  2. Poor tree. When we were getiing our back porch redone the workers broke my prize lemon tree in half. I couldn't look at it for months. It survived, but now it's all scraggly.

    Maybe you can replace your weeping willow with something lovely to look at?

  3. Another "poor tree" comment. That sucks.

  4. My apple tree isn't doing well. I fear I've breathed my last apple blossom-scented breath. ::sniffle::

    My condolences, sister.