1. you think I want to hear your overly loud conversation
2. you God bless me
3. you have a McC@in sticker on you car
4. you say "knocka-knocka!" instead of actually knocking
5. your keys are extra jingly
6. you whistle in public
7. you ask me if the snack I'm eating is my "snack of choice"
8. you are eating yogurt with a plastic spoon
9. you smoke clove cigarettes
10. you love that the new VP pick is "just like me!"
A few people did my lame meme! Yay!