1. Whatever that crap is you're heating up in the microwave.
2. Especially if it's microwave popcorn.
3. REALLY extra especially if it's burnt microwave popcorn. Thanks for the cancer!
4. You know what's worse than microwave popcorn? Cabbage soup. At 10:00am.
5. Mmm, I'm glad you propped the (unventilated) bathroom door open so that the smellrific-ness can waft down this way.
6. Especially if your stink is top-noted with eau du Tropical Ass air freshener.
7. Which, I might add, I totally threw away, but someone DUG IT OUT of the bathroom trashcan. OMG.
8. Thanks for not smoking right outside the door so I have to walk through it.
9. Hi! You're wearing too much cologne if I can smell it from here, hall monkey.
10. I need a vacation.